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August 27th, 2006
05:10 am
[crazy_catlady]

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Hello, all.
I know this community is in a  coma, but I had to post this somewhere.

I am ElfWomanArya. Background: My friend Sarah was standing behind me, reading the IM. She then leaned on me, put both her hands over my shoulders, and typed, forcing me to fight her off, interjecting with my own truthful comments. However, she kept fighting me and kept typing her own lovelies.

Life without Sarah would be so very dull. I love her to death.

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January 28th, 2005
05:45 pm
[bubbles_girl69]

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Sorry, i just had to add these!
Convo with guys that will never get a gfCollapse )
Convo number 2!Collapse )
Convo 3Collapse )
Convo number 4Collapse )
Convo 5Collapse )

I was just going through all my old MSN convos. Sorry for spamming :D

Current Mood: happyhappy

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05:26 pm
[bubbles_girl69]

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This community is perfect :D
Really random conversation i had before!Collapse )
(And thats just part of that convo...)

Oh, and this one has a bit of languge in it...sorry if it offends anyone
REALLY random conversation with some boys that will never get a gf..lolCollapse )
It went on like that for longer, and i'm really scared about it

Current Mood: happyhappy

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November 8th, 2004
07:19 pm
[c0w0verm00n]

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new community!!
got a few hilarious inside jokes that you just NEED to tell people about? we'll listen!!


Join 6ftofsauce today!!

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October 20th, 2004
04:05 am
[major_asshat]

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Muahahaha, the perfect community. :| I've actually been collecting quotes for the past year or so, and have a rather large Word document full of them. But here are the best ones.Collapse )

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July 7th, 2004
09:47 pm
[audrea]

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=D
Towsif says:
are you glad that we human have asses?
- M a u r e e n - says:
yes
- M a u r e e n - says:
i'm surely glad that u have an ass
- M a u r e e n - says:
not sure u r human though

Current Mood: happyhappy

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April 4th, 2004
06:06 am
[tragic_blood]

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laughing my ass off
Me: walmart furniture should come with a complimentary midget to put the shit to together
Kristena: like the shoe makers elves
Me: yea they can just come in the the night like little oompa loompa ninja midgets and put the shit together
Kristena: man it would suck to be a midget.. but how would they move the furniture into place. i mean they can't even move their own furniture.
Me: maybe midget furniture.
Kristena: what if a midget goes to a bar and there are no tables? and they have to sit on a stool? how would they get up?
Me: thats why they travel in packs.
Kristena: or maybe they make their own little midget ladder

*both of us think of little midgets doing acrobatics*


*no midgets were harmed during the making of this conversation and we were total sober.. and that my friend.. is sad

Current Mood: crazydude my brain is cracked
Current Music: oopma loopa song

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05:38 am
[tragic_blood]

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funnies
Me: go look
Me: at my icon
Me: cos i made it
Me: it is purdy
G: otay:-)
Me: *rides around on a pig*
G: :-( why not me?
Me: cos your not a pig
Me: its pig day

Current Mood: bouncyweeeeee
Current Music: people talking

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March 26th, 2004
09:49 pm
[bevanhaynes]

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XvWACKOvX: *struts around with stolen hat*
ButNotSoFast: *applauds*
ButNotSoFast: *gets out $1 bills*
ButNotSoFast: *cat calls*
XvWACKOvX: woo!
XvWACKOvX: *wriggles butt*
ButNotSoFast: *throws a $1 bill*
XvWACKOvX: *catches it with buttcheeks*
XvWACKOvX: IM THAT AWESOME
ButNotSoFast: o.O
ButNotSoFast: *throws 20 more!*
XvWACKOvX: woo!

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08:03 pm
[hotpinkcoconut]

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:)
isingthere4irock: random poll of the day: tongue piercing- good or bad?
xXaceofrosesXx: There's no "Fucking Stupid" option...?
isingthere4irock: it can always be added in.
xXaceofrosesXx: :-D
xXaceofrosesXx: oh good.
xXaceofrosesXx: *votes that*

Current Music: Cumbanchero- Bebo Valdos Trio

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