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October 20th, 2004
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Muahahaha, the perfect community. :| I've actually been collecting quotes for the past year or so, and have a rather large Word document full of them.
These are all between me and my friends Kim and Patch. I think there's one in there from Brenda. But yes, me = Angie.


Patch: i currently have my hand down my pants :|
Angie: :O
Patch: it's fecking cold :|
Angie: :|
Patch: okay
Patch: it has warmed up a touch :|
Patch: IT AS IN MY HAND :|

Patch: "I HAVE SCHOOlI AVE TO GET TO SCHOOL AT 7:45!!!!!!!11 dOG GAMMIT"
Patch: and i wasn't trying to act all "OMMMMGGGGGGZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz!@! !!!!!!!!!1~!!111" either :|
Kim: dog gammit :|
Angie: :|
Patch: :|
Kim: :|

Patch: "*sniffle* MOMMMAYYYYY!!!! I WET MYSEWFF!111111111"

Angie: Want Plumper, Sexier Lips?
Angie: :|
Patch: actually i would o_o

Patch: i'm lost
Kim: why?
Patch: BECAUSE I DON"T HAVE ANY PANTS

Patch: he's got leeeeegs! he knows how to use them...
Patch: he never beeeeeggsss... he knows how to choose them...
Kim: PATCH :|
Kim: STOP :|

Kim: "CLICKCLICKCLICKCLICKCLICKCLICKCLICKCLICKCLICKCLICKCLICKCLICKCLICKCLICKCLICKCLICKCLICKCLICKCLICKCLICKCLICKCLICKCLICKCLICKCLICKCLICKC LICKCLICK CLICK CLICK CLICK CLICK CLICK CLICK CLICK CLICK CLICK CLICK CLICK CLICKCLICKCLICKCLICKCLICKCLICKCLICKCLICKCLICKCLICK"

Angie: yes ^_^
Angie: :|
Angie: holy shit
Angie: I did NOT just make that face |:
Kim: yes, you used the $#%(*$&%(*&#(*$& I can't find the symbol in the dark :|

Angie: CROTCH VISION :|

Angie: ssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssdddsssssssssdddxssssssddddssssssssshit my x key i tuck
Angie: o_o
Kim: Angieaaaaaa :|
Angie: my ssssssssssssssw key :|
Kim: Angelica Angelica Angelica Angelica :|
Angie: my ssssssssss key iz ztuck :|
Kim: :|
Kim: see
Kim: it's dangerous
Kim: for you to clean a keyboard
Kim: :|
Angie: sssssss:|
Angie: sssssssssss :|
Kim: hit it a few times
Kim: pop off the S key or something
Angie: i did :|
Kim: and then attack the key thing until it gets unstuck and pop it back on :|
Angie: sI've tried :|
Kim: *dies* :|
Angie: ssssssssssssss :|
Kim: well you've got to stop it somehow
Kim: don't you have an extra keyboard or something in your house
Kim: we do :|
Angie: not one that work'z' :|
Angie: I refue to ue the z :|

Patch: LMFAO :'(
Patch: THIS CITY IS CALLED "BIG HOLE" :|

Brenda: i hafta keep mine on 600 by 800 or whatever it is
Kim: eww
Kim: that's like, the lowest
Kim: that's extremely, sickeningly large :|
Brenda: i have to keep it like that so mom and dad can see
Kim: I'd tell mom and dad to go fuck each other and give me another sibling :|

Patch: AAAAAAAAAH
Patch: *FUCKS HIS COMPUER*
Angie: :|
Patch: IT"S FUCKING MY CD
Angie: O_O
Patch: err
Patch: :|
Patch: up
Patch: it's not like
Angie: :|
Patch: ramming it's computerly rod in the cd's hole :|

Kim: Lark, nice lark, lark I will pluck you... I will pluck you the head, I will pluck you the head... and the head, and the head... lark, lark... lark I will pluck you...
Angie: o_o
Kim: that's the song :"|
Angie: that's fucked up :'(
Kim: well it's the French :"(
Angie: PLUCK RHYMES WITH FUCK
Kim: LMFAO :"(
Angie: "Lark, nice lark, lark I will fuck you... I will fuck you in the head, I will fuck you in the head... and the head, and the head... lark, lark... lark I will fuck you..."
Angie: :"(
Kim: :"|
Angie: :D

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